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These were actual hospital patient reports...enjoy!
1. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
2. The skin was moist and dry.
3. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
4. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
5. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
6. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
7. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
8. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
9. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
10. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
11. Skin - somewhat pale but present.
12. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
13. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Mobius Syndrome
is an extremely rare congenital neurological disorder which is characterized by facial paralysis and the inability to move the eyes from side to side. Most people with Möbius syndrome are born with complete facial paralysis and cannot close their eyes or form facial expressions. Limb and chest wall abnormalities sometimes occur with the syndrome. Most people with Möbius syndrome have normal intelligence, although their lack of facial expression is sometimes incorrectly taken to be due to dullness or unfriendliness.
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A Duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
The Life of being a Student Nurse
“ I spend my life essentially alone at a computer. That doesn’t change. I have the same challenges every day.
